Things that annoy escorts
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Do not phone me from an unlisted, private, or blocked number.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Don’t phone me to attempt to get free phone sex out of me. I answer a lot of phone calls and often I am in public when I answer. If you are interested in booking, after a quick chat regarding the basic info, we can do the dirty talking once in session. I am a professional.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Don’t make me travel for nothing. Travel time is time away from work.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Have the fee ready upon my arrival. Please don’t make me ask for it. And don’t try to re-negotiate the price after or during the session.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Pay in cash. Gifts are nice, but they are a bonus.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]The hour starts when I arrive, not when you decide it's time to start getting intimate.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]ALWAYS use protection. Don’t risk your own health and the health of your professional, family, other sex partners, etc. Condoms are necessary for oral, as well as for vaginal and anal sex. Using a condom is non-negotiable.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Don’t do blow (cocaine) right before you have sex. Or if you do, be aware of the amount that you can do and still get hard (and NOT get violent or insane).
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Wash yourself, especially your genitals and anal region, before you visit me. I’ll appreciate it and you’ll get better service.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Talk to me and treat me with respect and dignity. Don’t call me slut, whore, dirty, cheap, etc, in the middle of a session. If you disrespect women or men or lgbt/2-spirit folks or sex workers or certain ethnicities or whatever… please deal with those issues. Or at the very least, don’t share them with me. Don’t use me as someone to take your issues out on.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]If I ask you for references, give them to me or I will not see you.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Don’t be that guy who texts me once a week asking for an appointment and then you say it wont work. EVERYTIME!!
[if !supportLists]· [endif]If you would like an erotic conversation or dirty talk, or to use particular words during a service, speak with me beforehand. It is essential to respect my limits about my decision. I can be comfortable with some things, and not with others.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Words and expressions like “hard/soft”, “rough/ gentle”, and “fast/slow” have different meanings for different people. Be clear about what these words mean to you.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]If I say no to something, do not ask me again. No is no and I'm not going to change my answer the more you ask me.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Don’t leave marks.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Shaved balls can be pokey. Please be gentle.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Agree on a service, time, location (when relevant), and stick to it. I don’t like surprises like being taken to a strange place, or having my time hijacked. Keep in mind I may have other clients or other responsibilities waiting.
[if !supportLists]· [endif]Don’t try to save me.