PET PEEVES LIST:

Here is my pet peeve list that I wanted to say here about encounters and etiquette and booking. I wanted to cover my pet peeve’s and maybe some other pet peeve’s of other escort’s as well. If you do these things, don’t take it personal. Now you know.

1. GIVE ME THE INFO: I don’t want to ask tirelessly and pull teeth for your references and info. If you aren’t willing to give it to me, then don’t contact me. You all have plenty of info on me online if you did your research which you obviously did because you’re here. So you know everything there is to know that I am safe. I need your info to know you are gonna be on good behavior and not bring me any trouble. So what helps me when you contact me is to fill out my form or give me your full name, email address and phone number along with your references. Two references of two reputable and known providers (not massage ladies) that I can contact to check that you are ok to see. If I cant verify you then I cannot see you

2. RULE OF THUMB: It is known that most reputable providers do a cup an hour. Sometimes there are exceptions to this rule. But that is usually the standard. Nothing bothers me more than a client who wants me to drain all of his energy the entire time. This is supposed to be a relaxing time to talk and get to know each other and if we like each other, then we will step it up. But don’t be the guy who wants to take advantage and make sure you work us the entire hour.

3. GET DRESSED: Please be considerate that when you come to our incall or us to your outcall, we are as careful as we can to not get noticed but as with every encounter, sometimes we may get noticed and not know it. So with every encounter, I am aware of this at all times. So when it’s time to be over, we can chat and you can shower or whatever, but laying around in birthday suits sometimes makes me edgy. I try my best to accommodate every client in regards to what they want but just understand that if anything were to happen, it would look better if we finished up our little chit chat; a little less adam and eve before the apple incident.

4. WANNA “HANG OUT”: This one is a so so. With my job comes a lot of spinning stories and my web of lies. So as I am sure it is common with most ladies, this can be a lonely life we live in. So I understand being lonely and don’t mind talking to clients sometimes on my off time via text or whatever. But when I get a text that says “wanna hang out” it makes me confused. We met as clients and if it doesn’t make dollars, it doesn’t make sense. This doesn’t mean that I am all about a client/escort relationship. It means if I’ve never met you before and it’s 1 in the morning and you text me with a wanna hang out text, chances are you wont get a response or you will get one that says, “You mean you want an apt? And the answer back to this is “Yes, I meant an appt.” Not “sure”.

5. FETISHES: Ok so there are many and many fetishes out there. I love people who like to think outside the box. However, there is proper etiquette to fetish play for this hobby. 1) If you have something you’re into (i.e. Piggy back rides, being called names or whatever) let us know BEFORE the appointment. There is what society considers mainstream and a fetish. Use your brain. If your wife or girlfriend is having a hard time doing what you what to do or you think it might be a little on the “different” side, then it probably is and it is a fetish. 2) Some fetishes are a little above and beyond and then some are downright being weird. Do NOT ask me if I can have a cab driver plant there seed and then you proceed to get the rewards from me. That to me is unsafe and just plain ewwwww! I don’t find that cool or attractive or fun or anything. I don’t even like writing about it! 3) Pegging play is fine. I do not mind doing this however, I do NOT have a communal piece that everyone can use to pass around. This is a BYOD! Believe me, if you want me to provide my own, I will find the biggest one there is out there!