Condoms the first time
Ok so I was talking to my friend the other day, a guy friend, and we were driving in the car and he was telling me how he hated wearing condoms. I looked over at him and said, “So you don’t wear condoms, like, ever?” He said “It’s just the whole taking the time to step out of the moment and put them on.” SO we had this very intellectual conversation on how to better be prepared for that moment so that it doesn’t ruin the moment. Because condom use is ESSENTIAL!!!
When you’re with this new love interest and things heat up and your back at your place or her place and you’re making out and things are getting close to pants coming off, EXCUSE YOURSELF TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. Every girl knows that a guy cannot cum when he has to pee. Well it’s not that you can’t but you most certainly like to get this out of the way so excusing yourself to go to the bathroom will not make any girl wonder wtf you’re doing (how do we know this? Come on-morning wood is always the start to your morning but as you’re rubbing it up against us you stop and go to the bathroom-Every time)
When in the bathroom, unwrap your condom and flush the condom wrapper down the toilet. I am not being environmentally conscious here but if you stay with this girl and you are at your house, you will only need to do this the first time.
Now you will keep the unwrapped condom in your hand and go back to where you were or move it to the bedroom. She doesn’t have to even know you have it safely in your hand, just use your other hand for whatever you need to use it for.
When the time comes or right before you stick it in or she hops on carefully and slyly slip that fucker on.
And that takes care of that. No awkward questions or stopping to ask if she is on the pill. She won’t wonder if you don’t ask to use one or don’t have one that you just do this with everyone. Everyone Feels better in the morning and the next time you’re going to place it in her, you won’t have to do that. Because she now knows you’re being safe and you did it the first time so smoothly she won’t care the next time how you do it. As long as you put it on again.
It takes the guessing game and the worrying from each of you.
CONDOM SUGGESTIONS: I suggest every guy carry’s at least three condoms at all times. Pick your favorite one. My personal favorite is the Crown Condoms. They are thin and no lubricant. They are a fleshy tone too so you can barely see them when they are on. If you are bigger than I recommend the Trojan Magnum XL. They are thicker but big enough without being too big.
Try not to buy condoms that are ribbed or have spermicide in them. We don’t like them and the ribbed can create bacteria and yeast infections. SO just stick to the basics.
LUBE SUGGESTIONS: For lube (usually the girl’s responsibility but you should always have some on hand at least at your place if you are a bachelor) I suggest Astroglide. It has very little glycerin in it. And anything that contains sugar gives us a yeast infection.
If you want to spice it up more and you are the type of guy who likes the back door route, Hurricane is a good numbing ointment. It comes in all flavors and is very high in numbing but it won’t numb your dick. Just numb her starfish.
And if you are a guy who likes her to take it all in but she has some gag reflex, Good Head is a great throat spray. It can also be used if you have a sore throat. Win/Win!!